Here are the answers to the anagrams …
ROB WARY LAG = GARY BARLOW
BREAST STEAM = BEATMASTERS
NOB GOES GREEN = GEORGE BENSON
OY CUSTER, BULLET! = BLUE OYSTER CULT
KNOBS A TRIBE = BRONSKI BEAT
BINS LACE PANTIES = CAPTAIN SENSIBLE
CLAIR IS A BELL END = BELINDA CARLISLE
PLECTRA ICON = ERIC CLAPTON
SAM CRUSHED ME TITS = CRASH TEST DUMMIES
CHER HUGS BIRD = CHRIS DE BURGH
MOIST FONDA = FATS DOMINO
RODE HOBBIT SORE = DOOBIE BROTHERS
ELF RODE DOG = DR FEELGOOD
CORKABLE FART = ROBERTA FLACK
FAT LAGER DUDE = GRATEFUL DEAD
GOAT IN A MINI = IMAGINATION
COCK HEALS IN JAM = MICHAEL JACKSON
BRAWNY RAM OIL = BARRY MANILOW
BLOODY EMUS = MOODY BLUES
RAISE AS MELON TITS = ALANIS MORISSETTE
ME NAIL SOOTY = ALISON MOYET
WARMED NANNY = RANDY NEWMAN
BAP MELT ERROR = ROBERT PALMER
I RAM SEX TIP = MAXI PRIEST
BULLIED GIMP CAT = PUBLIC IMAGE LTD
MUSHY BREAST = BUSTA RHYMES
SUDDEN GROAN = SOUNDGARDEN
REST IN YER BAPS = BRITNEY SPEARS
BURPING TEEN CRESS = BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
WORST DATER = ROD STEWART
GUSSET TRIO WINS = SWING OUT SISTER
RUB MEATY WAY = TUBEWAY ARMY
ENEMA, YOU WISH = AMY WINEHOUSE